TharosTheDragon's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[THERE IS NO GAME]

I actually tried goat as my first word. Since it worked, I just assumed every word would work. I thought it would be like Scribblenauts.

[Ribbitation]

If you have a game where you can't jump, why make the character a frog?

Most of these puzzles are designed to be tedious more than hard, but the last level was a fairly good puzzle.

But most importantly, why did you make all the text as hard to read as possible? When I first started the game, all I saw was the blue walls, so I thought the game was glitching out. The same thing happened in level 13.

[Decepticide]

What NES games are you playing that are 15 minutes long?

Anyway, it would be nice if it prompted you to make sure you wanted to reset the game because I lost my progress trying to reload my gun with R.

The game eventually froze after I killed a purple enemy that had followed me from one room to another. I lost even more progress that time. Not giving this game another chance.

Joben7 responds:

I was trying to say short but difficult, I'll change it to be more clear.

Noted, I'll change the reset button next patch, maybe to B for back to beginning.

About the freeze, I have no idea what could cause it, over the last month I've been making it I've never had one and on the site the several times I've played through never had one either, sorry.

I'm thankful you took the time to review though, hope you enjoyed it at least a little.

[Get In The Hole]

Is there a way to win? I played through it twice, and got the same ending both times that happens when your fridge breaks open.

[Do Not Trust This Game]

I understand that this is supposed to be a "bullshit" game, but it's clearly also meant to be played and beaten. So once you get past the point where you know what all the obstacles do, it's just a regular platformer. It's way too easy for one enemy to kill you by hitting you over and over again. Sometimes it seems like you get your moment of invincibility, but it doesn't feel consistent.

[Astral Guard]

No spell hotkeys? Really?

Also, how does it calculate your accuracy? Does it count as a miss if you hit a monster and your shot doesn't kill it in one hit? I literally made sure I didn't miss once, and it still said I only had 79% accuracy.

[TrapTower]

Shouldn't the game reward you for doing better? The fastest way to get money is to just grab a clump of money near the start and then die. Getting farther up just makes more dangerous hazards appear. Shouldn't there be a money bonus based on how far you got like in launch games? At least make the coins be worth more the higher you go.

[Dubstep Cat & Obamouse Save The World!]

You need some invincibility after you die and come back. I made it to the boss with 3 lives and died almost immediately.

codemonkey77 responds:

Yeah, I know I did plan to add that in soon, along with a few additional features.