It's interesting that you said you're paying homage to this website's roots as well since I recognized Death Trigger from Four Second Firestorm

I remember hating it because it's a sloppy attempt at a rhyme

All your links are YouTube redirect links so you might want to fix that

It's like if Euclidea was a platformer :)

I guess I should warn people that the game doesn't save your progress so you gotta do it in one run. I got bored after beating the second boss.

I discovered the "press enter to skip level" while trying to find a "wait" button (I guess I'm used to DROD). It is kind of weird that some actions can only be taken while possessed and can't be done willfully.

Who did the vocals?

Do you mind if I use this in a free / ad-free app? That doesn't count as commercial purposes, right?

But aren't you a girl? Who's the vocalist?

William and Sly!

And here I am playing next gen systems wishing I had an N64.

Did you take down the prototype?