TharosTheDragon's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[REGEN]

A lot of excruciating design choices. Right off the bat, you press Z to open the menu, and then try to press Z again to open the upgrades but instead it closes the menu. It gave you no indication of what buttons do what at that point. But then it's even worse because once you only have one shot at that menu, so you have to go die to try that menu again. And you can only do one thing in that menu, so you can't save and upgrade in one go.

And of course the upgrades are way too expensive for the rate at which you gather coins. But when I finally saved 100 and tried to buy the coin upgrade, it took 100 coins from me but gave me a timer upgrade instead, which I thought cost only 60. And I didn't even want a timer upgrade.

Also, when you go to a new room by falling, there's the potential of landing on a hazard without having any time to maneuver.

And what upgrade lets you get to the coin that's walled in by those electric wire things?

[Word Play 2]

Oksy, run your puns by a native English speaker first because a lot of them don't make any sense.

Also, write code that can parse multiple versions of the correct answer. There's no excuse for being case-sensitive. An example of how you could check to see if the player has the right answer regardless of case would be
if (textField.text.toUpperCase() == "CEREAL KILLER")

And make sure you allow for different wording. There's no way to guess that the correct wording is "The eye of the hurricane." So you need to also accept it as correct if they leave out the "the" and just put "eye of the hurricane." And definitely allow for "eye of the storm" or "eye of the tornado."

Munguia responds:

Tell me dragon, which pun did you not understand? you think there´s no excuse for being case-sensitive? i don´t made the uppercase rules, Capitalization is part of Punctuation Rules ask your school teacher.

[ZEfish]

I kept going up right at the start and got stuck in the ceiling. Fatal glitch. Needs a restart button.

Ahighmentality responds:

Thanks, dude ^^ Needs a lot of things. We're redoing sutff now, fixing bugs and adding stuff. So, please, let me know if it happens again somwhere else

[Pico Sim Date <3]

Get enough balls to fuck in public. That's when this game got really exciting. I love Bree.

So I guess...
Bree likes humor
Trish likes diligence
Donna likes confidence
Allie likes creativity
Hun-ni likes sensitivity

Which means I'm excited for Nene, because by process of elimination she's the one who likes audacity. So she responds well to you squeezing her butt on a date.

Moosh responds:

Haha, you are correct sir!

[Scribbland]

All-time 8th place!

Wait a minute. The scoreboard is screwed up. You're going for the lowest score, right? So why is the highest score in the #1 position?

[Picollage 2015]

Hmm, links should open in a new tab, don't you think?

[Underload]

No pause menu?

I drove over the wall and fell off the world within the first 10 seconds of playing.

Had to refresh to actually play the game. You have no reason to shoot, because your score is based on length of survival and not how many aliens you destroy, and there doesn't seem to be any way to keep from jettisoning your wheels and cannon, even when you have plenty of stuff in the truck.

Cool game, though.

[ＢＥＤ✰ＨＯＧＧ]

Just writing this review to post stars.

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Waaat? How'd you get those in your title?

Seriously, though. Good game.

01010111 responds:

YEAH! Stars are cool, I just copied and pasted - have been as surprised as you are at all the sites that allow it :)

[MiniGames: Trapdoorer]

I know you weren't going for anything spectacular, but it would be much more enjoyable with keyboard controls.

[Reincarnations: Chapter 1]

Doesn't work at all. When I click play, it takes me to a black screen with some background music.