TharosTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Starbarians Teaser]

Way too fast

Slow it down, Harry! Let us appreciate your fine artwork. :)

[Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]

Damn

You are good at animating hot chicks in tiny bikinis. You should do that more often.

[G.I.N.A part 3]

Really good

Not sure why people hate the voice acting. I think it's fine, and I'm normally super critical of voice acting.

[Cirque des Enfants]

This is great

Eating candy with the wrappers still on them. Classic.

[G.I.N.A]

You call this very short?

This reminds me of A Small Favor. Crazy looking alien brutes, assassinations, all that good stuff.

The spaceship shooting the window at the end makes it look like the second one is supposed to start right after this. So how did she wind up in that vat of liquid?

[-Special Delivery-]

Nice try

"I will flag your reviews if you give negative scores because this is a live action movie. There is nothing in the NG rules and regulations that says no video."

This is the Flash portal, not the film portal. You're asking us to review something that isn't really a Flash work. Everything by everyone doesn't literally mean everything. You can't submit some awesome lego castle you just made to the Flash portal, or an origami crane. It would not be appropriate to just shove some cake you just baked into a Flash window and expect people on Newgrounds to review it as Flash content. Everything means everything everyone ever made in Flash, and even then people don't always submit their stuff. Also, the reason it doesn't say "no video" is because you are actually allowed to include video in your Flash, but it should still be something made primarily in Flash.

I'd give you a zero since there's really no Flash content to review, but I'll go along and say that's not what I'm reviewing this time. I guess I'm really reviewing a film. Well, being somewhat of an actor myself, all I really have to say is that your actors are terrible. But they aren't really actors, right? They're just your friends. Well if you were really serious about filmmaking, as most of the animators here are really serious about animating, you would hold auditions. I don't care where you live, there are always loads of people who would jump at the opportunity to be in a movie without any pay at all. Of course you'd get better actors if you paid them, but whoever you get, at least they'd be actors.

I'm glad you're showcasing NG composers, but the showcasing should be done elsewhere.

[Get with the Times]

Good stuff

I don't need an implant to enjoy life. Just like I don't need drugs. There's definitely a connection there.

[Grumatorium]

I love it!

I like the idea of kids stumbling upon a gruesome psychedelic monster. It reminds me of that scene in Pan's Labyrinth with the child eater.

[Samurai Pizza Cats]

I watched this show when I was a kid

Am I the only one who thinks this show was inspired by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? It's samurai which is often considered the antithesis of ninjas. It's about anthropomorphic animals and there's also the whole pizza thing...

[Doctor's Visit]

Funny

That joke was in The Far Side.