TharosTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The lost and found bagel]

It was so simple

No one saw it coming.

turtleco responds:

lul, comming.

[Found you]

Nice work

It reminds me of The Secret of Kells.

[Joe Finds Money]

Dear sir

Invest in a preloader.

That is all.

No seriously, the Newgrounds preloaders are super easy to use. I'm not kidding.

WaldFlieger responds:

I've got one on there! It didn't work?

[SS - Dimensions]

You kwazy man

Always a good source of insane conspiracy theories. Nice work.

I like how vague you are about what your point is. "It's like there are 13 of this and there are 13 of that! Fill in the blanks." You imply connections and hope that whatever people conclude it's something amazing.

And of course you've become so fascinated by simple geometric shapes. It's like saying "All the planets are spheres! Some powerful force is at work here." Oh yeah, it's gravity. Even fractals show up places, that's just how nature is. And that symbol you have there with all the circles' centers connected by lines is missing a few.

RiverJordan responds:

Well, the sphere is the most sacred form. Atoms are spheres, Leonardo da Vinci proved humans have the perfect circle and square around us. Star are spheres.

And yes, these parts are integral parts of nature, so thats why it's important.

[Officeplankton Striptease]

So...

She destroys company equipment for the express purpose of distracting employees. How does she keep her job? I think I know how.

[SS - The Flower of Life]

One word: Poe

I'm not sure if I should ridicule this because I have no idea if you're being sincere or not. You seemed pretty sincere until the end when you imply that you think crop circles are created by aliens.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_cir cle
http://www.photopumpkin.com/wp-conten t/uploads/crop-circles-14.gif

[VG Cats Animated 3]

Ha ha

This is why I don't play tabletop.

[The Devil's Bones 1]

Needs more nudity.

Seriously? One nipple? That's the extent of the adult content?

Anyway, nice artwork. I like the style.

EDIT 2023: I just wanna apologize for this old review. I'll change it to five stars now

Hyptosis responds:

And the swearing, it's better to warn people about one nipple than to not warn them at all.

[Bob Pilgrim]

Michael Cera sucks

He freaking ruined Scott Pilgrim for me. I have to say Jesse Eisenberg is a much better actor.

[Corpus Callosum (1)]

Very confusing

Am I the only one who didn't have a clue what was going on the whole time?