I love the cute little stationary astronauts floating in space. Of course, in space everything should be moving around, but it's a game.
It needs hotkeys. Also, it's too difficult to predict if your ship will hit an asteroid. You need to be able to preview your shot before you make it. This is kinda like a golf game.
Thank you for playing and for the tips =)
Why no hotkeys?
This design was optimized for mobile devices. The reason is that it's specifically designed as a complement for high school students who, in my country (Argentina) in many cases, don't have access to personal computers.
In fact, the first version of this game was controlled by keyboard, if you like you can try it here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/642451
Why does the leader board have an X over it? Does it not work? Is the leader board a lie? Is the system... down?
Check the game description. The Newgrounds/Itchio version doesn't have leaderboards cause I don't know about a leaderboard API for those two platforms. The Game Jolt, iOS and Android versions do have leaderboards. Hope I could help clear things up.
People are voting this down because they're not smart enough to solve the puzzles?
I needed no walkthrough, just average point-and-click skills. I'm kind of surprised that people are having so much trouble with the arrow puzzle. Here's a hint: the matches are used more than once.
Thanks! I feel better now. :)
How do you use items? You'd think something so basic wouldn't be so hard to pull off.
You can use the SHIFT-Key to open the quick menu where you can use them :)
I put two pairs of glasses in the tray and on the next screen it showed up as two clocks.
Hi TharosTheDragon! I've seen a couple reports of this bug. I'm going to investigate it tonight and see if I can fix it.
Update: I've patched that bug and a few others. Cheers!
Roman numeral 8 is VIII not IIX.
You wouldn't say 7547 billion. You'd just say 7 trillion. Thousand billion sounds weird.
Look took the broom? What does that mean?
And how is a statue singing a song?
And what were the gold coins for? Just score? I got 97771.
Yes, yes and maybe yes. Thanks!
On December 4th, if you're clever, you can go back and take the word nothing and put in up in the air to make "nothing here." What's that for? I thought I was discovering some cool secret, but nothing happened.
And why is there a quit button in the main menu? It doesn't do anything.
Haha, yeah, the "nothing" text was actually a way to prevent you from getting stuck. You can only carry one word at a time, so if you ended up carrying "nothing" to the point Krampus shows up, you won't be able to progress further without dropping it elsewhere. You did technically find a cool secret: it completes a secret sentence.
As for the quit button, it does do nothing on the webplayer. Seeing that this was exported in native executable format as well, it serves a better purpose for those platforms. We simply forgot to take it out for the webplayer.
I unlocked a medal, but there's no medals!
Aye, I deleted the version that didn't have the old, outdated API. Such is the way of things.
My high score is 94,015.
But at the end, it always says your total score is 1000000. I think you forgot to put code in that changes the text.
I was checking the code of it, and woah! I saw my mistake there.
My bad, sorry about that. Thank you very much for reporting that error though, I'll update the game as soon as possible. xD
EDIT: Fixed that, thanks again :D
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