TharosTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Hobbit - Act I]

Ha ha

"J.R.R. Tolkien is the next JK Rowling" =P

It's cool that you used the original version of "The Road Goes Ever On" instead of the one from the movies. I actually had a music book of Lord of the Rings songs that Tolkien himself wrote the music for.

[2 Guys & a Jigsaw Puzzle]

All too familiar

The god of the gaps. Science hasn't explained everything, so feel free to make up whatever explanation you want and actively try to convince other people that your explanation is true.

@EmmaVolt: This is a specific message targeted at specific people. If a Christian is open-minded and doesn't subscribe to willful ignorance and anti-science BS then they have no reason to get offended by this because this isn't about them.

[R.I.P. Steve Jobs]

Ha ha

I wonder how many people actually notice that the picture in the preloader is Bill Gates.

[Ultraman`s day]

This is hilarious

So are you gonna add voices? NG has voice actors aplenty, and not all of them suck. I recommend having a guy voice the old lady.

[Jack's Halloween Treats]

A masterpiece

I would say it's Miyazaki-esque. The animation and storytelling are both masterfully done. Animations that are paced this slowly are using boring, but you managed to keep the audience waiting to see what will happen next with bated breath. You build suspense so well.

[[S] Cascade.]

Wow

There's like a furry witch and a Harry Potter Thor and a freaking Hypnotoad. I don't even know.

[Sonic X-pals]

Excellent

I think those bad reviewers see a Sonic parody and automatically become convinced it's crap. This was hilarious and terrifically animated.

I don't know much about Sonic. Like I don't know why they're in a spaceship or who Chris is or what a hot dog is doing there. I do know who Amy is, but that's only because I played Mario vs. Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games for the Wii. But in a way, my ignorance just made it funnier.

kalabor106 responds:

I couldn't agree more. Sonic parodies your playing with fire. If you go a little awry from the story its a instant hate.

[Conroy Watches Rio]

Seriously

If they were really in Rio, the beach should've been full of topless chicks. That movie lies to children.

[Biography: Master Chief]

Newspaper

We put our lame front page on the back!

Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the only person to zoom in and read that but whatever.

Also, Halo 2 was awesome. Screw you.