TharosTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Flow: The Beauty of Ink]

Okay, I'm just gonna be the guy who says I don't get it. It's just a bunch of ink moving around in water for a few minutes. Is there anyone here who hasn't seen this stuff before?

I feel like people are just jumping on the "it's so beautiful" bandwagon. There aren't discernible shapes or patterns or meanings in it. There aren't even different colors. Where is the beauty? Why is a bunch of ink supposed to have a profound effect on us?

[Oppa Cai Shen Dao]

Hey, nice vocals from Josh. Why the heck isn't this front paged?

Jess-The-Dragoon responds:

Good question.

[Dandy: No Evil 006]

Whoa, that is one hot bunny.

[School 13 - TongueTied]

If only life were that easy. Ah, loose women. Just gotta break 'em loose first.

[Banjo Kazooie Doodlliee]

Nice cartoon. But am I the only Banjo Kazooie fan who thought Nuts and Bolts was awesome? You got to race on land air and sea like Diddy Kong Racing, and you could even go underwater. And of course you could build your own vehicles. Ah well, maybe my tastes are weird.

[PewDiePie Commenters]

Wait, what? PewDiePie fans are just called "bros"? Wtf? Bros could be anything. How could they be so uncreative to use such an ambiguous term? How can they lay claim to such a common slang word?

Anyway, the only reason I know about this guy is because of Newgrounds parodies. I think that's also the only reason I know about Slender. It seems a little immature to me to make videos parodying this guy because if you don't like him then why are you so obsessed with him to make videos about him? Yes, I know there's a flaw in my logic. All the same, I think Newgrounds has convinced me to never ever watch a PewDiePie video.

[PACMAN DIES AAAH]

I'm seeing in the reviews that a lot of people didn't get it until the very end. Anyone who didn't get it immediately as soon as his jaw started breaking open has not played nearly enough Pacman.

[Do More Think Less]

Her reaction: "Yeah, yeah, get in line. I've heard it all."

[Serenity - Albatross]

I agree with what some of the other reviewers are saying. The scenes at the beach are too frantic to fit the music. The waves are crashing at super speed. There's nothing serene about it. You might as well have used one of those city time lapses where the cars form streams of light. The cloud scenes were much more suitable.

[Destination Death Star]

Are the storm troopers clones? How can he have a cousin?

LewToons responds:

consider the timeline - - at this stage - most clones have died off and normal men have begun to be recruited - -it's estimated that about 1/4 - 1/3 of storm troopers are actually still clones.