TharosTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metroid Sex Education]

Wow, never played Metroid II. Is it even canon? How come there are so many kinds of metroids in it that don't show up in any other game?

[Most Beautiful Teen]

Seems like all yourcartoons are about mocking the kids you see on the Internet. Maybe your drama troubles would go away if you stopped paying so much attention to them. Maybe make a cartoon about something you like for a change?

[The RJL Show Episode #1]

How the heck is this daily first?

[Oddball: Barrels]

A watched plot never barrels.

Kreid responds:

A barrel barrel barrel barrel

[SMB: Little Secrets (1up)]

Was Sasha Grey really a beta tester or is that a secret? Wait a minute, why did you have beta testers for a movie? And so many...

By the way, you can put achievements in movies. Newgrounds medals work with any Flash file.

Yoshi-1up responds:

Lol that IS one, DANG YOU'RE GOOD! this flash is from 2008 so it's pretty old man, lot's o' people saw it and they masta-beta'd to it.

I didn't know that about movies! It would be kawaii-as-hell if I knew how to use flash! ;-; <3

[G.P.S. Ep 1?]

Needs more lesbian makeout sessions.

Kel-chan responds:

Wait for Episode 4 plz

[Kaiblade Minisode 2]

Christoween is the perfect time to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas.

[College Off the Record E3]

Ah, the classic story of some idiot who has hot girls inexplicably throwing themselves at him. If only life were that easy. Makes me mad that this guy can't appreciate how lucky he is. He takes it all for granted and throws it away. The story doesn't work if I can't like or relate to the character at all.

[One Girl ; One Sandwich]

I hope you put nudity in all your animations from now on. Never censor yourself!

[The Legend of Zerda 1]

Subtitties, please. I don't speak latino.