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[Monopoly Logic]

You forgot to mention how strange it is to get sent to jail for the crime of landing on a space. Or how unfair it it that you don't even get to pass go!

Anyway, it's all a metaphor, so I don't really see anything wrong with Monopoly logic. Landing on a space to get sent to jail just means you've had the bad luck to either be caught in illegal business dealings or you've been framed. Rolling double to get out of jail means you've had the good luck of a sympathetic court hearing or some new evidence that exculpates you or some shady lawyer mischief that gets you out. And of course, real life business tycoons have plenty of real life get out of jail free cards.

LinkTCOne responds:

Monopoly was first made to show how corrupt the system of capitalism is. So you're not wrong :).

[Star Wars Meets Lion King]

What? It doesn't make any sense for Darth Vader or Pride Rock to be in this because this has nothing to do with Star Wars or The Lion King. It's just a guy punting a baby off a cliff. But maybe that's the point. You just picked a random mashup in order to play with people's expectations for no reason.

I thought it was gonna tie the two together with a James Earl Jones reference.

[Need A Blowjob?]

From the thumbnail, I thought that was Harley Quinn.

PavsterBulldozer responds:

I thought it was Hairy Qunnt ;)

[We Welcome You 2014]

Boobies on the street? Ann Arbor sounds awesome.

[Jungmal]

Incest is best cest.

Nah, she's prolly scarred for life.

[Worms -Bazooka]

I don't see how this joke would work if it wasn't animated. What's it from?

[Breaking Dad]

It's spelled squirrel.

[Oasis]

I love that slow, sort of static explosion at the beginning. Very surreal.

[Cat Fight]

It seems to be missing the beginning. You say the cat eats the owner's fish and the owner gets pissed but it just starts with the cat using a lazor on the guy.

MoustacheButler responds:

Yeah, sorry about that, the beginning scene was lost so I just decided to publish it anyway

[The Pharaoh]

Dude, don't give the whole thing away in your description.

WhiteWulfComicsHD responds:

thanks for the response!