TharosTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cub Scout Pocket Knife]

I don't know how you remember your childhood so well. I don't remember any of that shit.

[Save the Date]

When the girl's phone rang, I thought she was farting. :P

[Most Important Mission]

He'd rather kill himself than learn more about this mysterious civilization?

Seems a little extreme.

jackbliss responds:

Perhaps but what we're doing to our planet and our own people in the precious short time we have in life is far more extreme. Thanks for the review!

[Quest for the cookie]

He's walking too well for a toddler.

And I think the weird zoom effect in the credits happens way too fast for the frame rate.

[Mission to Mars]

I don't get it. "I miss eating." What happen? Why the need for toilet paper? If you don't eat then you don't excrete.

brynimation responds:

They need to toilet paper for daily bodily functions, but in reality it is very low on the "essentials" list. The leader of the people was the only one that needed the toilet paper, while everyone else was hoping for either food or water. Hope this helped. Thanks for commenting though!

[Wolverine at Comic-Con]

I don't think Wolverine would murder a child. Especially if his only crime was being obnoxious.

jabzinaut responds:

I envisioned Mag-Nerdo as an adult, bub.

[Milk]

Is that King Joffrey?

[Priorities]

Oh my God, I love dogs. When he saw that his dog wasn't on the raft my heart sank. I died.

[The Legend of Old Man]

I have seen a lot of Zelda parodies. Too many. And this one kinda falls short. Like... what's the joke?