TharosTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I've Learned Too Much]

The animation is lacking in, well, animation. It's mostly still images. My rating is mostly for making me aware of this awesome song.

[Luigi's Revenge]

I don't get it. What just happened?

[Viagra]

I love the Sheen's Drug Trip theme!

PavsterBulldozer responds:

Works well here!!

let's collab on another game sometime :)

[Monopoly Logic]

You forgot to mention how strange it is to get sent to jail for the crime of landing on a space. Or how unfair it it that you don't even get to pass go!

Anyway, it's all a metaphor, so I don't really see anything wrong with Monopoly logic. Landing on a space to get sent to jail just means you've had the bad luck to either be caught in illegal business dealings or you've been framed. Rolling double to get out of jail means you've had the good luck of a sympathetic court hearing or some new evidence that exculpates you or some shady lawyer mischief that gets you out. And of course, real life business tycoons have plenty of real life get out of jail free cards.

LinkTCOne responds:

Monopoly was first made to show how corrupt the system of capitalism is. So you're not wrong :).

[Star Wars Meets Lion King]

What? It doesn't make any sense for Darth Vader or Pride Rock to be in this because this has nothing to do with Star Wars or The Lion King. It's just a guy punting a baby off a cliff. But maybe that's the point. You just picked a random mashup in order to play with people's expectations for no reason.

I thought it was gonna tie the two together with a James Earl Jones reference.

[Need A Blowjob?]

From the thumbnail, I thought that was Harley Quinn.

PavsterBulldozer responds:

I thought it was Hairy Qunnt ;)

[We Welcome You 2014]

Boobies on the street? Ann Arbor sounds awesome.

[Jungmal]

Incest is best cest.

Nah, she's prolly scarred for life.

[Worms -Bazooka]

I don't see how this joke would work if it wasn't animated. What's it from?

[Breaking Dad]

It's spelled squirrel.