TharosTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[John The Fisherman]

Widows are female.

[How to Stop Being Fat]

I'm curious. How often do you exercise? And do you eat what you like?

As a thin person who neither exercises nor cuts back on sweets, I know that fat shaming is wrong. People have different body types.

[Cornelius & Toots 4]

Stuff like this makes me say Newgrounds should have its own television station.

I know people will compare this to Scooby Doo, but I hope they remember that the original Scooby Doo was all about proving that the monsters weren't real.

CorneliusToots responds:

Thanks for the Scooby Doo comparisson! That's actually a comparisson we were after a little, purely to highlight that there isn't really anything like Scooby Doo that's on TV now that's new. Kids horror is a genre that's been overlooked recently and we hoped to readress that wtih Cornlius and Toots!

[Garn]

You sound like Liam Neeson.

[Dances With Samurai]

I don't get it.

Also, did you animate this in Flash? The facial morphing must've been tough.

Also, you prolly coulda gotten a better Tom Cruise impression.

LeonDaydreamer responds:

Did you see the film? It'd make more sense if you watched it.

Yup, it was Flash! Thanks for noticing the facial animation, it's just a matter of figuring out the mechanics behind the effect, once you get that it's not too difficult to implement. :)

Eh, I like this Tom Cruise. I think his voice fits the silly mannerisms I have him playing out better than the real one might.

[Blaze It.]

Is that the jmtb02 elephant?

[Bad Imp - The story about]

Cuz girls love it when some fat guy sneaks in between her and her book. "Hey, can I just come in here and read what you're reading? That won't bother you, right?"

[Arc Infinitum 1]

SirUndead seems to be channeling Edwyn Tiong. But everyone seems to have the same disinterested, sarcastic tone of voice. It gets kind of annoying.

Really nice animation of course. Is that lady detective wearing a sports bra to work?

Kel-chan responds:

"If you got it...flaunt it"

Loool

[Apartment 51 - Episode 5]

A lot of pointless banter. Way more dialogue than it needs. Tries too hard to be funny. Kind of annoying.

Avoid dialogue for the sake of dialogue. Write some good jokes, and get to the point.

[Angry Birds Snow battle]

Good stuff. Woulda been better if you had the whole ground made out of clay, so you could show the path of snow getting picked up by the snowball.

I thought they were snorting cocaine at the end.