Total Medals Earned: 6,873 (From 1,104 different games.) Total Medal Score: 125,790 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/85 points)
Get caught
Ivan
Beat the game
Encounter the cryptid
Medals Earned: 14/20 (260/500 points)
Slay Betel
Vanquish Mogrimm
Destroy Nocxis
"Defeat" Zippelnum
Beat Salem
Annihilate Xil and the Black Obelisk
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat Salem on New Game+ Mode
Beat the game on normal mode, in one sitting, without dying
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Lose the game.
Meet Reddington.
Keep losing the game.
Don't lose the game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/230 points)
Die
Kill the bagel king on insane mode.
Kill the bagel king on normal mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.
Medals Earned: 6/11 (170/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 6/10 (140/440 points)
Medals Earned: 23/23 (485/485 points)
Help Bell Air
Help Bell Boy
avoid Bellicose characters
Help 10 Bellydancers
Save Bottom Bell Pants
Save Box Ring Bell
Save Church Bell
Help 10 Cow Bells
Help 10 Door Bells
Save Graham Bell
Save Hotel Bell
Save Jingle Bell
Save The Real Taco Bell
Save Money
Save Wedding Bell
Save Weepin Bell
Help 10 Anna Bells
Help 10 Graham Bell Prototypes
Help 10 Taco Bells
Help 10 Bell Flowers
Help 10 Camp Bell Soups
Help 10 Thinker Bells
Save Every Bell
Medals Earned: 7/8 (245/345 points)
Complete New England
Complete The Southeast
Complete Texas
Complete The Great Plains
Complete Pacific Northwest
Complete California and The Southwest
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 9/12 (105/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Lose the game
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!