Total Medals Earned: 5,942 (From 979 different games.) Total Medal Score: 109,205 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 6/12 (85/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Play The Game
Die And Quit Back To Menu
Beat A Level
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
View first ending
Get all keycards
View second ending
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/200 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/175 points)
Collect a bonus kiwi
Complete a level with 0.1 seconds remaining or less
Reach a score of 10,000
Die 10 times in a single run
Complete 50 levels in a single run
Reach a score of 50,000
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/500 points)
Finish level 01
Finish level 02
Finish level 03
Finish level 04
Finish level 05
Finish level 06
Finish level 07
Finish level 08
Finish level 09
Finish level 10
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!