TharosTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The End - Minecraft [ML]]

Ha ha, looks like the Italian version was the only one that wasn't able to work in that s sound at the end.

[JAWS the Musical]

Ha ha, pretty funny. I noticed the subtitles drop out in some places and it's pretty hard to understand.

Regular shark = No prob

Devil shark on crack = Big fucking problem

[Banished A]

Oh wow, is Luccas Bode like the 3rd NG animator to die in like the past month? That's so sad and so weird. These are just kids we're talking about. It ain't right for them to die.

I was gonna critique his animation saying you could see stars behind the dark side of the moon like you could see right through it. But I feel bad about critiquing him now.

[Cat Vader 3]

Darth Vader would pronounce schedule like skedjool and not shedjool because he's not a Brit.

[The Steven Seagal Show #2]

Plaque on the wall:

LOS ANGELES COUNTY FOOD SAFETY COMISSION

By order of the Mayor of the Food Kingdom. This Food establishment is deemed worthy of offering food to consumers for consumption.

This decree may be revoked at any time, without notice, whenever the mayor of the Food Kingdom says so.

Decisions made by the Mayor of the Food Kingdom may not be challenged in any court of law, here on Earth or any known or unknown planet, now or anytime in the future.

If you have any questions, they will not be answered.

Container on the counter:

Skin Lotion Industrial Strength

WARNING: Prolonged use may result in zooming in on tiny place-holder text that doesn't really say anything interesting.

ken9000 responds:

Haha! I was wondering if anybody would ever notice this.

[Savlonic : The Driver]

Great animation. You don't see a lot of bands that are two girls and one guy. This Savlonic singer guy looks like a total jerk. Stealing her keys because he's an impulsive kleptomaniac and blaming her for it. He's doing it because she loves him? She's like his emotional slave. And he's just a singer while the two girls have the talent to play instruments. And that Wandering Eye video makes it look like he shames her for stepping out of line. She's supposed to keep her head down when they're out in public and not look at anything and especially not other men. And if she does then it ruins his whole day so he punishes her. Looks like a pretty awful case of domestic violence/abuse.

[Game of The Year Edition]

Ha ha, Hideo Yamamoto is the manga artist who made Ichi the Killer. Was that supposed to be just a random Japanese name?

nevarky responds:

Yes, just a random name, Hideo came from an obvious place though.

[Titanic the Musical]

There actually is a broadway musical called Titanic. It predates the movie by several months.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_
(musical)

[Dr Whooves and Assistant]

So this is masturbation for guys without dicks.

[Kony 2012]

I'm a little confused as to why people say IC is a scam because Joseph Kony isn't in Uganda anymore. The Kony 2012 video explicitly states that Kony has moved on from Uganda. IC never once claims that Kony is still in Uganda, yet people keep on calling them out and saying they're frauds because they're supposedly keeping their attention on Uganda even though they're not. You don't have to do any research to see how ridiculous this is. It's right there in the dang video! IC claims to be about capturing Kony regardless of where he is.

Anyway, IC may still be a scam regardless. It's hard to say. I guess I'm somewhere in the middle.

Here's an article to read, with some discourse in the comments: http://www.newuniversity.org/2012/03/
opinion/invisible-childrens-scam/
Here's a question and answer on Yahoo answers that provides a lot of sources: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/ind ex?qid=20120308161016AANrRq7

Regarding StarWarder's comment, I looked at the link he provided that showed IC's taxes. Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but it looked to me like IC made nearly 5 million dollars in profit. They spent almost 9 million but raised nearly 14 million. So... what are you trying to say with that, StarWarder? I searched for the word "profit" and the only time it shows up is indeed in the word nonprofit but it's talking about nonprofit health insurance or something.

Yeah, I know, I'm missing the point. The video is just supposed to be a joke, and I get it. I just feel like most people who say IC is a scam have no idea what they're talking about and are therefore just as bad as people who blindly support IC. People are too quick to dismiss activists and charities and stuff just because they're too cowardly and lazy to care. It's easier to say it's all a scam and so we're not obligated to be concerned about it. So go on, call me stupid for caring.

Zachary responds:

WHO CARESSSSSSSSS