Total Medals Earned: 6,569 (From 1,063 different games.) Total Medal Score: 120,025 Points
Medals Earned: 10/29 (125/500 points)
Kill 2 zombies
Kill the Widow
Kill the Foreman
Restore 5000 health points total
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill the Rat King
Freeze 50 enemies
Collect 50 peppers
Have $2000 in hand
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Kill the Green Beret
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Kill The Space Hunter
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (75/570 points)
Equip any item
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Buy it from the store
Equip an item in each team slot
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 13/16 (355/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/410 points)
Fall 20 tiles
Smash 5 gold piles
Smash 5 bone piles
Vandalize the courtyard fountain
Kill 100 Enemies
Kill a zombie with the basic slash
Beat the Goblin King without taking damage
Beat the Tower Demon without taking damage
Beat 10 levels consecutively without dying
Collect all 6 hidden gems
Beat the game 100%
Medals Earned: 5/8 (95/155 points)
Kill 50 Enemies
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Died 25 Times
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/40 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/360 points)
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty
Reach the end of the game... Or is it?
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty
Activate all the 20 monitors in the game
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty
Break Lynne's heart
Medals Earned: 5/10 (40/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.