TharosTheDragon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mr Pickles &the Bum Kitty]

5 and 10

This is something to watch while drunk, high, or both. Although I loved it while sober.

TheBoogley responds:

mmm :)

[SHOCK4: DE]

Cool

I like the sound effects.

ugblahtheartistic responds:

I had to beat so many children with my hand to get it just right.

[Courtin'? Here's Adieu!]

Wait a minute...

Pa says it's the first time the boys have come a courtin', yet they introduce themselves as the girl's "beau" or "steady."

DonkeysBazooka responds:

shit... got me there!

[Don't Miss Her Wedding]

My dad's a smoker

It made me cry. Here I am, a 22-year-old man with a tough guy exterior and a screw you attitude, and I'm shedding tears at a Flash animation.

jackbliss responds:

Hey it's alright man. No matter how tough we are life is much tougher than us. I hope it can inspire you to perhaps stop your dad from smoking Take care and thanks for the review :)

[An Unfortunate Girl:ONE]

Why is this rated M?

This is so unbearably emo.

Of course the guy's name is Shawn.

TheFabs responds:

Kay yeah....the guy's name is Shawn...so?

It's rated M because of the fact that there are two people hanging from their necks from the ends of windmill blades.

[Entertainment]

Didn't sound like the Joker at all

It just sounded homosexual to me.

akoRn responds:

useless comment. wish i can delete this

[-Special Delivery-]

Nice try

"I will flag your reviews if you give negative scores because this is a live action movie. There is nothing in the NG rules and regulations that says no video."

This is the Flash portal, not the film portal. You're asking us to review something that isn't really a Flash work. Everything by everyone doesn't literally mean everything. You can't submit some awesome lego castle you just made to the Flash portal, or an origami crane. It would not be appropriate to just shove some cake you just baked into a Flash window and expect people on Newgrounds to review it as Flash content. Everything means everything everyone ever made in Flash, and even then people don't always submit their stuff. Also, the reason it doesn't say "no video" is because you are actually allowed to include video in your Flash, but it should still be something made primarily in Flash.

I'd give you a zero since there's really no Flash content to review, but I'll go along and say that's not what I'm reviewing this time. I guess I'm really reviewing a film. Well, being somewhat of an actor myself, all I really have to say is that your actors are terrible. But they aren't really actors, right? They're just your friends. Well if you were really serious about filmmaking, as most of the animators here are really serious about animating, you would hold auditions. I don't care where you live, there are always loads of people who would jump at the opportunity to be in a movie without any pay at all. Of course you'd get better actors if you paid them, but whoever you get, at least they'd be actors.

I'm glad you're showcasing NG composers, but the showcasing should be done elsewhere.

[TBA -Heroes vs Villains]

Huh?

In the character description, it says "while conquering planets left and right," Zane "hears of an unstoppable robot called SAHU that protects some ghetto planet called Earth."

But isn't Zane from Earth? Why are you making it sound like he's never heard of it?

Comick responds:

That was to make sure the ending twist was a surprise! ;b I suppose in reality when he heard that they made another SAHU he came back to destroy the Earth and his creator for making something that might get in his way of total conquest.

[FRUIT]

Holy crap

This song is from The Threepenny Opera. I never saw that play, but then I randomly heard some excerpts from it and I was like "Holy crap! It's the song from Fruit!" I actually wasn't sure though, since it wasn't the same version. It was recorded in 1954, so it sounded a lot different and had different lyrics. But then I watched this again, and there it was. The concept behind the song, there's no mistaking it.

Munglai responds:

Really? That's pretty interesting.

[Random Kingdom]

What?

Lot of inside jokes. Don't really get it.

KobraEditing responds:

They aren't really inside jokes. They are just extremely random.