Very funny
It started out great but then you just dragged out the same joke for the whole thing. It was funny when he said attempted involuntary manslaughter and attempted indecent exposure, but you should've just left it at that. Some people might have missed the joke, but that's the way it is with the best stuff.
Instead you just milked it for more than it was worth, and it stopped being funny. It's like you were trying to make sure people got it or something. It made it look like you have no material and wanted to turn one joke into several, in turn making you look like a poor comedic writer. I think you can come up with more stuff than that.